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See I couldn't catch a ball if it had Elmer's Glue on it. I mean, it was jock city, but I didn't make one team. Not only by students - by the teachers too. See, I was the kind of kid that was always getting slammed into lockers and stuff like that. (Out of pantomime, spoken) School? You wanna hear about school? I went to P.S. That's when I started breaking people's houses - oh, I didn't steal anything -just re-arrange their furniture. I just wanted To see if anybody'd notice me. (Out of pantomime, spoken) As I got older I kept getting stranger and stranger, I to go down to this Busy intersection near my house rush hour and direct traffic. 'Cause he had that thing when your pores can't breathe… He lived 'cause luckily I didn't paint the soles of his feet. This one time I was doing Frankenstein as a musicale and I spray-painted this kid silver - all over. Better that than to find him lying on his office floor… But he was okay… I was the strange one. They used to send him out into the field a lot - to drink. My father worked for this big corporation.

You know the kind of house - Astroturf on the patio? Anyway my mother had a lot of card parties and was one of the foremost bridge cheaters in America. I could never figure out which but it was real boring. Well, to begin with, I come from this quasi-middle-upper or upper-middle class, family-type-home. And by A Chorus Line Soundtrack on A Chorus Line (New Broadway Cast Recording (2006)) (2006) Bobby:

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